A Country Kid

A Country Kid
A Country Kid
Excerpt from A Country Kid: A Rural Merry Comedy in Three ActsAct. I. - Shot gun, ham, loaf of bread, spade, pitchfork, axe, ladder, table and chairs, rustic furniture, bags of hay, rakes, hoe, plough, tin pail, legal documents, old letters, coffee-pot, six milk pans, bell, three cigars, stove and pipe.Act. II. - Parlor furniture, curtain fore. D., secretary and paper, decanter and glasses, cigar case and cigars, cake, dagger, three pistols, centre table, fish-pole and line, target rifle, table set for six people, red table-cloth, cupboard, wash-pan, long roll towel, bench, comb and brush, teapot, teakettle, stovewood, cookstove, black kettle, dishpans, three lbs. flour, cooking utensils (to hang on wall), old chromos (to hang on wall), wood, chain, rocker, etc., plenty of, small paper bag of bran, old chairs without back, red top, looking-glass, six drinking glasses, water-pitcher (plenty of dishes), handcuffs, switch, paper money, iron bar, pipe and tobacco, pan of potatoes, knife, and market-basket.Act. I.Exterior farm scene. Set house L. Barn R., fence right to left, centre opening.Zeben.Enter at rise from barn.(Bus, Noise from horse kicking)Whoa, whoa, I say, goll darn you, whoa. Gash blamed those peskey mules; I can't do anything with them. They won't pay any attention to me whatsoever. They seem to have a dislike to me and express it with their hind legs. That boy Reuben is the only one that can do anything with him. By the way, I wonder where he is! There is some folks coming on this morning's train and I want him to hitch up and go and meet him. Reuben, Reuben, goll darn him, if he is on this farm I'll roost him out. Reuben, Reuben, I say(Bus. Chick runs to Zeben)Gee whilicans!About the PublisherForgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.comThis book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.Эта книга будет изготовлена в соответствии с Вашим заказом по технологии Print-on-Demand компанией ООО «Книга по Требованию». Print-on-Demand - это технология печати книг по Вашему заказу на цифровом типографском оборудовании. Книга, произведенная по технологии Print-on-Demand (POD) представляет собой классическую печатную книгу с соблюдением всех стандартов качества, от офсетной бумаги и плотного картона до качественного клея, используемого при изготовлении. Черно-белая текстовая или полноцветная иллюстрированная книга (в зависимости от исходного файла, подготовленного к печати) может быть изготовлена в разных вариантах: - в мягкой обложке (Клеевое Бесшвейное Скрепление); - скрепление скобой (для книг с небольшим количеством страниц); - в твердом переплете с клееным текстовым блоком; Материалы, используемые при производстве книги: - бумага текстового блока - офсетная (белая или кремовая) 80 г/м2 - мягкая обложка - бумага мелованная 250 г/м2; - ламинация обложки - матовая или глянцевая; - твердый переплет - картон 2 мм, каптал, белые форзацы, прямой корешок - сверхпрочный полимерный клей; - каждая книга упакована в термопленку. Каждый заказ обрабатывается в индивидуальном порядке: каждой книге, напечатанной по технологии Print-on-Demand, присваивается уникальный номер.